When spoken with a deep West Texas drawl, that would be “my-nez” of course, which I just realized is the way I manage to express the intent to move forward with a plan of action.
Example: “We my-nez well hit the road early to avoid the traffic.”
Mind you, it’s a subtle sound, almost unrecognizable; and I have done it my entire Southern life without knowing it until this morning.
Of course I am saying, “might as well”, and do enunciate in most all actual conversations. It just seems to be an over-the-shoulder familiar slang language that I use when feeling comfortable with family or friends for my entire life. It sits right up there alongside:
”I’ll holler at you later.”
”We’re fixin’ to go get burgers.”
😱 Where and when did it begin? Why have I never noticed it before? Nobody knows…
Meanwhile, let me intoduce you to the inspiration for the slang, if only subliminally. (Warning: all mayonaise haters should leave the room now)
This jar of magical fluffy white yumminess is the secret ingredient to my ‘famous’ potato salad, great tuna salad, chicken salad, burgers, dressings……..you get it?
Okay then, I have confessed to my faux pas. Now I my-nez well go make a sandwich. 😀💕
This post is a part of Linda Hill’s 1Liner Wednesday
Dreaming Reality 
27 responses to ““Mayonaise Well…”/#1LinerWeds”
Mayonnaise is gross.
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Oh. You’re one of “those” people. Next thing you ‘ll be telling me is that you don’t care for chocolate either. 😱Ah well…to each his own, John.
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Haha! Lovely. I may have to get those recipes off you one day. 😀
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Anytime, Linda. My pleasure.
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Lol! We’re fixin to go get burgers ourselves. 🙂
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Ohyum! My favorite. 😀
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LOL! That was a fun read, and so were the comments!
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Thanks Deborah. Have a great day!
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Thank you! You too!
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Hahaha. I’ll have a little my-nez with ya! Frien’s like.
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I’ll get ya a spoon. Be right back!
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Ha Ha – I had to read this out loud before it sunk in. This is great. We have been saying things like this all our lives.
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Honest to God, I am very well spoken in my day to day work and social life but when I was walking out (of) the door this morning and said it, I had such a revelation. Lol
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That’s so funny.
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😂
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You my-nez make me one, too. 🙂
janet
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Ham and cheese? 😉
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Sure!
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Comin right up!
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But I’ll have dark beer, none of that stuff Dan drinks! 🙂
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Oh I gotcha covered. How about a nice porter?
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That’ll do just fine. And if you have one aged in a bourbon barrel, even better.
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Oh my very favorite. Yardhouse has several local brews that fit the bill nicely.
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I’ll be right over!!
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😀👏🏻
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Ha, ha! “My nez” sounds okay to me.
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Ha! Thanks.
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