Found these golden slippers in the parking lot of a bargain center.
Seriously looking brand new. The only thing missing was the sales tag.
Shoplift the wrong size?
A gift for someone else with hideously awful taste!
Yeah I’m a shoe freak. Yeah they looked lonely there on the asphalt. NO!!!
There are many things in my collection. ‘Bargain beautiful’, ‘hand me down treasured’, ‘unique color’, ‘once a year only wear’, ‘old faithful’, and ‘waiting for the perfect occasion’.
There is unequivocally, absolutely, and without a doubt NO place in my closet for ‘seriously ugly’.
Of course one woman’s ugly is another one’s treasure. I just hope they find a good home.